So you don’t already know how to Crank Dat Soulja Boy? Have you been living under a friggin’ rock. It’s not only the hottest dance to be created within the last six months, it also seems poised to be a huge internet craze for the next six weeks.
There hasn’t been a dance this hot since the damn macarena.
But for those lacking insight into this revolution that I speak of, fear not. Soulja Boy Tellem himself, in all of his grace, has decided to bless his billions of fans with an instructional video to his dance. Me myself personally, I’ve spent the last hour perfecting the dance. If I can get my someone to film me, I’ll have a video of myself Crankin Dat Soulja Boy before Labor Day.
Indulge yourselves. Don’t be shy. Just don’t videotape yourself doing the dance if you can’t do it right.
