FUCK!
Honestly, I used to be “that guy”! That guy with the CD collection capable of wooing the masses. The CD collection that could assist me in winning the heart of an unsuspecting young lady that stumbled into my passenger seat or into my bedroom. The CD collection that could convert my worst enemy into my best friend once we had the opportunity to bond over some of the classic albums that I had in my possession.
But I am no longer that guy.
Sadly enough, some worthless hoodlum took it upon himself to rob me of my crown jewels. Thousands of dollars worth of CDs, now in the hands of some undeserving prick that resorts to petty thievery when looking to expand his musical repertoire.
Upon learning of this grave transgression, I felt empty. I almost fainted. Life felt purposeless and I contemplated canceling my plans to play basketball with a few of my amigos. However, there were a few saving graces in my violated vehicle.
Jagged Edge – Feist – Mozella – Rihanna – Kanye West – Colbie Caillat
The tasteless bastard had a grain of decency and decided to leave these albums in my car. He has probably already discovered that my eclecticism is too much for him to handle and likely regrets not robbing a car equipped with a larger selection of gangster rap that glorifies the lifestyle that he fantasizes about and strives to lead.
Dwayne Wade once said, fall down seven times, stand up eight. I’m going to do just that. I will rebuild my collection. My music catalog will return to its prior glory. Come October 2nd, J. Holiday and Trey Songz will be adding to the mix. From there, the sky is the limit.
Any suggestions for CDs to add to my collection?